To do: get a boob hickey.
Have you been suffering from sleepless nights, desperately dying to know what teenagers these days are actually up to? I mean, besides Snapchat and selfies and Chipotle and Kylie Jenner lip kits? Well, you’re in luck. A photo that’s been posted to Twitter has gone viral, after a shopper at Urban Outfitters found this handwritten, ‘Summer Bucket List 2017’ in her changing room.
The list itself is all over the place, ranging from ‘give two blowjobs’ and ‘decorate room’ to ‘pet a giraffe’ and ‘get a boob hickey’, ending off with ‘go ape’ – sounds like this girl is in for a wild fucking summer. And with getting drunk all the time already checked off, it seems like it’s off to a good start.
And hey, if going to a drive in movie, doing summer reading, and let’s face it, going ape, doesn’t give you serious nostalgia vibes for your high school years, we don’t what will.