Humans aren’t always perfect. In fact, sometimes they’re stoned in public, even when a camera is rolling and delivering their every action to the TV rooms of families globally.
We’re all human, right? Right!*
*(With the exception of Mickey Rourke)*
And humans aren’t always perfect, in fact, sometimes they’re stoned in public, even when a camera is rolling and delivering their every action to the TV rooms of families globally. So here are five hilarious times a human actor has let their stoned self be globally projected for the world to see, by what I’m assuming more times than not, is an accident.
5. Winona Ryder at the SAG Awards
This is a scenario I lovingly refer to as “comedy gold”. Listen, I am a BIG Winona fan. In fact, I shop like her all the time… but in this instance, Ryder seems to have, for lack of a better term, “let the ganja make scrambled eggs out of her brain”. When asked about this later, Ryder said that something was wrong with the microphone [that she wasn’t holding] and she couldn’t hear. I just find that hard to believe because the last time I couldn’t hear something properly, I didn’t act like I was giving facial clues to someone I was about to perform a HEIST with.
4. James Franco hosting The Oscars
Many people have said that James Franco and Anne Hathaway hosting The Oscars was just about “the most terrible thing they’ve ever seen” – and it’s like, what’s wrong with you people? Have you not seen Pearl Harbour? Like THAT is a real tragedy… ANYWAY, here’s a clip of James Franco, clearly seconds subsequent to smoking the green dragon, while Anne Hathaway gleefully carries out the show, not on drugs, but annoying nonetheless.
3. Jim Carrey at NYFW
Raise your hand if you’re surprised Jim Carrey lost his marbles in his old age. No? No one? Well then, here’s a clip of something you already could have guessed would happen, but now the forward motion of time has proven it: Jim Carrey blitzed off his rocker, blabbing about God Know’s What at NY Fashion Week. I love this guy!!
2. Paul Rudd and Jason Segal Promoting I Love You, Man
What were you guys doing in 2009? Following the promo for “I Love You, Man”? No? Well, that’s how I spent my year, and if you didn’t catch this interview, here you go— it’s just straight up funny. These two guys are zonked, and it’s a treat for us all.
1. John Travolta at The Oscars
Ok, full disclosure: I have no idea if John Travolta was actually stoned for this, or if he’s just old, or blind, or can’t read the teleprompter, or what, but regardless, he might as well be riding the green dragon. Like, the confidence he goes into this sentence with, the insane amount of emphasis he puts on “WICKED-ly talented”, it’s just….absurd. Watch this 100 times in a row if you want to make and waste your day at the same time.